Friday, April 18, 2008

Ugly Offspring of Celebrities

Does anyone else think Demi Moore's daughter Rumer is butt ugly? I mean.....COME ON!!!! Demi Moore is your MOTHER!!!! But homegirl is U.G.L.Y. I love how Parez calls her Tater Head....and her head does look like an Idaho Potato.!!

and so is Madonna's Lourdes....sorry! I know she's just a little girl, but she could pluck her eyebrows every now and then. and she looks just like her mother, which is most of the problem I think.

And Uma Thurman's kids?.....no thank you.

Julia Roberts kids?....again, no thank you very much. They're so ....WHITE!!!! PALE!!

Jennifer Lopez?......nope(big let down there)

Tori Spelling.....GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!

Michelle williams and Heath Ledger's kid?....sorry, she looks just like Heath, which aint a good thing.

Gwynneth Paltrow?.....eh, not so much.

Dang! There are alot of ugly babies out there in Celebrity Land!!!!

Am I forgetting anybody's kid?



I'm feeling just a little snarky today.

32 comments:

Sherry/Cherie said...

I think that just proves that you can have the "genes" but they don't always fit "one size fits all".

steschy said...

I think Tom Cruise and Katie Holme's daughter is not so cute....I'm feeling like you today!

David Dust said...

Rumor Willis has what I would call a VERY "strong face".

namaste said...

LOL! beth you're hilarious. i haven't seen any of these offsprings. but i have ALWAYS felt that tori spelling was CURSED with that god-awful mug of hers.

;)

~m

XYZinn said...

We are so cruel...but you forgot to mention Kate Hudson's son. He is so not cute. And she will not cut his hair, which makes him look even worse.

Andie said...

Uh..hum....no comment...on any of it. Cough..Cough...

Zombie Mom said...

You crack me up. I have to say I was a bit worried about Seal and Heidi Klum's first boy during the early months- but now he is adorable. That said, he was some kind of ugly for awhile...

Swishy said...

I think it is rare that two super pretty people will have a super pretty kid. It is the world's way of balancing things out. (So my future kids have hope! HA!) Of course, then there is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, who I'm sure will grow up to be gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

i agree mostly. All except Tori Spellings kid; i think hes cute as a bug and real special for some reason, don't know why, he just is and i love him.

Anonymous said...

oh hey, me again. Forgot to ask..so are you blind or what?

buffalodickdy said...

Chelsea Clinton- That kid, when a teen-ager looked like a bad drawing of Pippi Longstocking..

Mel said...

rumer willis, the bad thing she thinks she looks great!

J Lo's babies look just like thier daddy and that is seriously a problem because he is, in my humble opinion, the ugliest celebrity out there.

Mom2fur said...

Yeah, poor Rumer takes after her daddy, I think. Bruce is kinda cute, but it doesn't translate to a girl very well.
Madonna's daughter was adorable as a toddler.

So far, Brooke Shields's babies are cute. Hopefully, they'll stay that way.

The one that beats all is Sonny & Cher's daughter, Chastity. Woof.

BTW, thanks for the nice comment on the little dress I made!

Joan said...

The opposite - from the pics I've seen, Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden's baby is very cute.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I don’t believe that I have ever seen Demi Moore's daughter, Rumer. I have seen Madonna’s kid and I believe that she looks like Madonna—at least a Madonna looked in those teenage “art” photos that were published many years ago.

I stop on the kids here because I realize that I’ve not kept up with —or have an interest in—celebrity offspring.

Greg C said...

When I think of ugly children, I am reminded of the old Flip Wilson joke about the baby on the train. The final line is "so lets go down to the dining car and see if we can find a banana for that monkey" LOL

Bina said...

You hateful little wench!

But I do remember seeing Madonna's daugther and wondering, WTH????

And maybe, since I rarely see the "stars" kids, I don't have an opinion. Yea, I'm boring, have no life. I think I lived it all in my younger days. Oh well.

doggybloggy said...

richard pryors daughter is the grand champion....

Barrie said...

Thank goodness our children are beautiful!

Tanya Kristine said...

now thre's hope with the No Doubt chick...

but yes...i hate to sound mean; demi's daughter. not appealing.

Michael said...

Sounds like a lot of kids took a dip in the shallow end of the gene pool...

Anonymous said...

VIolet Affleck... c'mon, you know it's the truth. LOOK AT HER!!

Anonymous said...

come on....are you seriously going to post at ugly kids? Look at yours!

Anonymous said...

All the Willis-Moore brood are a pack of barkers.

Rocio said...

OMG! I just got my STAR magazine and they had all 3 of Demi's daughters, I looked online to see if anyone else felt the same way! haha Seriously Rumur or whatever is UGLY as hell and I think even worse is Scout! The littlest one is the only one with some hope. And thank you J ho's babies are ugly too. I feel like a weight has been lifted, I'd been holding all that in for so long! LMAO!!!

rosie. said...

what about travolta girl? shes not the prettiest thing.....

cindi_cindik said...

Okay. Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith .. OMDog their daughter is SO ugly and she thinks she is so HOT. Yuck!!!

For some time I felt guilty for secretly thinking that Rumer Willis is homely .. that CHIN!!! But I see now that I have friends in dark places :D

cindi_cindik said...

Oh yeah .. Also, I have always marvelled that Janet Leigh and Tony Randall, when younger, were so GORGEOUS and their daughter (wonderful comic actress) Jamie Leigh Curtis, was so homely. It didn't make sense (love you, Jamie!) :D

cindi_cindik said...

Okay. Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith .. OMDog their daughter is SO ugly and she thinks she is so HOT. Yuck!!!

For some time I felt guilty for secretly thinking that Rumer Willis is homely .. that CHIN!!! But I see now that I have friends in dark places :D

cindi_cindik said...

WTH?? My comments multiplied ... whatever .. I just saw some updated photos of Rumer and they look great ... still ... that chin!!

Teri Pope said...

It's funny how parents think THEIR kids are sooo gorgeous...even my friends do that and I am like...uhhhh...NOTTTTT....pretty people don't ALWAYS make pretty babies/kids...LOLLLLL!

Teri Pope said...

Shiloh JP will most likely become another Chastity/Chaz Bono...she already shows markers...which is ok...at least she is beautiful...her parents are too...just not on the INSIDE...JMO and no I don't have homophobia it's just an observation...one I made LONG ago about Chaz/Chastity on the Sonny & Cher show 30 years or so ago...The older JP adopted kids are Buttt UGGGGLY!