Monday, August 24, 2009

In my dreams...

The Mega-Millions is $240,000,000.

should I play a couple of $$$?

I think I will, just for the fun of it.

and if I win,

There will be a BIG BLOW OUT BLOGGER PARTY!!

I will invite all of my friends and readers...everyone.

We'll all fly first class to Bora Bora(with lots of pre-flight drinks for .Maddie and Boy Toy and Auntie Flame)

we'll stay for a week in those little grass huts right out on the water.(with cute Brazillian cabin boys for Tranny and Howard and Dan and Luis. Howard would provide all the music for our endless days and nights.

Every day will be spent on the beach, drinking Fruity Robinas and anything else we can think of (with lots of ice for Bina )and Christi will recover in peace!

Ever night will be spent eating and drinking and dancing on the beach.Dog and Buff will cook for us (if we ask nicely)and maybe we can even get Minx to throw in something too. Anette could make us some yorkshire pudding.

We'll stay up late(cuz Kailyn never sleeps anyway)and Ruthi lives in Jamaica so she'd be used to the tropical locale...

sleep late(cuz Zombie never gets any sleep, and Jennie, Lainey and Mel could use some kid-free time. and Flea could use some time before her baby gets here!

and then spend the days together. Mark and Spouse could walk the beach...and Froggie and I can talk about how much we DON'T miss our engineer guys! and Joan can get some much needed rest before all of her football games.

Gossiping with Swishy, Jax, and Jacki...

lots of book reading with Beth. Nothing better than a good book and a beach. and maybe Travis could even write a book while we're there!

taking pictures and making memories. Miss Ginger could entertain us! and
Darn Girl could entertain the guys and Lesbian in her bikini!!! ;)


There would be plenty of fish for Mary and Q, which oreneta will catch while she's out on a boat.

then we'll all fly to NYC

and do some MAJOR shopping.Cheryl could help with that. NYC aint seen nothing yet!

Then we'd all crowd into Tranny's apartment and soak our tired feet!

all on my dime.

If only

22 comments:

frogponder said...

I'll have to go Google-Map Bora Bora!

David Dust said...

Brazilian Cabin Boys?!? I am SO there!!!

XOXOXOXO

Beth said...

froggie: don't worry about it...you'll be too crunk to know where you are!

Tranny: I KNEW you would like THAT part!!!! XOXOXOXOX

Bina said...

Um, HELLO! AND we buy two big houses on the beach, right next to each other, so we can always, ALWAYS be close. And we haunt all the best beaches and stalk the good lookin' guys. Because, I mean, WHY wouldn't we do that??

jojo said...

So sweet. Have been day dreaming about that jackpot too! Unfortunately was so busy day dreaming about it Friday - that I forgot to buy the damn tickets... Must focus before tommorrow - gotta pick some good #s!!

Nadja Norden said...

Dearest Beth♥,
Just to inform you that next Saturday will occur the yearly “European Night of the Bat”. For English explanations I must send you to Google, but in my Blog there is a Picture of the sleeping hole for Bats (it is at us, in the near from my Enissa). For the event people will be allowed to visit the sleep in of the bats. We also will enter the cavity, sure!
Kisses. Love you tender,
Nadja
♀♀

doggybloggy said...

I'll pitch in a buck or two - lets pick some numbers and let random pick some too....

who is Nadja

She said...

I SOOOO HOPE YOU WIN! And that your fantasy becomes reality!

:-)

Swishy said...

I am totally TOTALLY in! All it takes is a dollar and a dream! :)

Beth said...

I'm in!
Love the way you dream, kiddo! (You're so generous, sweet and fun-lovin'...)

flea said...

god, that sounds so, perfect! you can totally count me in :P

sending you happy, positive, LUCKY vibes!!!

Joan said...

If only .... that would be fun!

Just telling it like it is said...

Awe Beth that is so sweet.
It means a lot to me that I could entertain the Men and Lesbians...
Your the best!

Jacki said...

Here's hoping! It sounds devine...

Miss Ginger Grant said...

How many tickets did you buy? Maybe you'd better get a few more just to make sure!

Nick Cage Revealed said...

I'm not invited? OK I see how it is. That's ok. I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a Brazilian Cabin BOY anyway! EEEyow!

Joy said...

I hope you win this! That would be the most fun! What a party! Good luck!

xoxoxoxox

Dan said...

OMG! I love every little thought of it. Did I ever share the pics of the brazilian boys I met in Costa Rica?

buffalodick said...

If you win, Dog and I will cook- for one percent of the winnings! :) Anything you want!

Kimberly said...

Please don't forget about the little people you had to step on to geth there...

Mark in DE said...

Yes, yes, YES!!! Buy those tickets pronto!!! :-)

oreneta said...

That would be SO SO SO sweet!

Good luck with the ticket!