Snuggies and Pornos

ok..........


I had to work at the video store last night until 11pm.

and the majority of the people in to rent movies?


yup, you guessed it....

men renting/buying porn.

and then they try to make conversation with me and the register, like it's just an everyday occurrence to rent porn on Christmas night. gotta get your jack-off in on Christmas night, ya know!!!!

Porn seems to be the majority of the rentals lately....hmmmmmm

and it's always porn like this:

"Do me and my mom together"

"Hot Moms"

"MILFS"

"BIG HUGE ASSES"


I mean, here I am, trying to lose weight and get rid of my huge ass, and I should probably keep it after all!!! ;) and who knew that a MOM could be so hot, right? ;) and we also have a porno that is a parody on "Twilight" that I might have to rent myself! ;)

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So enough about the porn. We had a good Christmas. Rae and Mike came in from NC, Betty and the kids were here and we ate and laughed and had a good time. Today I am making homemade pizza on my new baking stone that Rae got me...can't wait! and my FIL got me a SNUGGIE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I mean, how tacky and wonderful is THAT??!! In 24 years, he's only gotten me one other thing, and it was a gold ID bracelet, with my name on it. I loved that thing. I am SO a bracelet kind of girl...not so much a ring girl. and now a Snuggie, and it is SUPER DUPER soft, so I will be sleeping in that sucker, no kidding. I willw ear that sucker when I take the boys to school on these cold winter mornings. But today? it is BEAUTIFUL out!! 37 degrees but the sun is SHINING like a mad woman, so I'm getting my HUGE ASS out there to walk! No work today...WOOHOO! But can I say this...I am really liking it. I know I've said that before, but I am really really liking it. I gotta watch out for my pervs, ya know? and since I'm the only woman that will go into the Adult room, they all like me! HA!

Did i tell you that I'm going to Cancun in February? No? well, I'm going to Cancun in February!!! I cannot wait, and I'll also be going back to California in March to help celebrate my Girl Nancy's birthday. I am going to try and go somewhere every month of the New year. It doesn't have to be far, but sometimes it will be. Sometimes I will just have to get on a plane. When I was picking up my son from the airport the other day, I was so sad that I wasn't going somewhere. So I will be fixing that in the New Year. I love to travel and I'm not going to put it off anymore. I've changed so much over this last year, and I like who I am now..and who I'm becoming.