Hey, it's ok to....
...eat left over spaghetti for breakfast...cold spaghetti
...HATE Valentine's Day!!!
...freeze Yoplait Whips yogurt and pretend it's ice cream.
...sleep in your husband's boxer briefs
...disguise leftovers as something else entirely so your kids will eat them.
...listen to the same song over and over and over....and over again.
...buy yourself diamonds!
...wear a summer dress to a retirement party, with black tights and a sweater.
...ship your kids off to their "Crazy California Aunt"!!!
...or to their Uncle Tranny for the summer! ;)
...leave your kids home alone while you and your husband go to Cancun.
...think you could actually audition for American Idol and get a golden ticket!
...drink tea with a straw so it doesn't stain your white teeth.
...to cuss every once in a while.
...eat a green pepper and some green olives and call it dinner.
...tell your boys to find their own way to and from school when they tell you that you drive too fast and they're scared for their life.
...take scuba diving lessons
...think about getting your pilot's license..even tho you're blind as a bat.
...dance like a hootchie mama in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
...not check your e-mail...and delete every single forward.
...get your heart broken. It will heal. takes time, but it WILL happen.
...love with abandon. see above.
...forgive your haters. They might not ever know it, but you will. that's all that matters.
...screen your calls.
16 comments:
You are correct girlfriend!
xoxo
Ship them boys off to Uncle Tranny in NYC - I'll whip 'em into shape!!
But YOU have to come with them ...
XOXOXOXOXOXO
You keep talking about Cancun, but yet you have never told me, YOUR BEST FRIEND, what the fuck you are talking about!!!!!!
to MY BEST FRIEND: I'm going to Cancun!!! In late Feb, or early March. There, now I told you what the fuck I'm talking about!!!! Me and Marvin are going..by ourselvevs...for a whole week. Lord help me, so I don't kill that man!
Girl, you sure are getting around of late. It's great to hear! Love this list except the cold pasta-yuck! And that new profile picture is probably the best picture I have seen of you yet! You look incredible in it. Very happy, relaxed, and confident! Beautiful.
There is not much better than cold leftover spaghetti in the morning. Except maybe leftover pizza. Or Chinese food.
...listen to the same song over and over and over....and over again.
I thought I was the only one. Not because a song symbolizes anything other than I want to listen to that song over and over (check it out... worked the Hot Chip in there!).
Sorta suprised you don't know The Stills. You mean they weren't huge in Canada?
Those last four... it heals but it heals slow. Surprisingly more people forget the pain and recklessly plunge into the 'love pool' again. Abandon is the only way to love and really invest your soul into the relationship.
Forgivness is freeing yourself from the crap emotions the haters wish upon you. Make good use of forgiving yourself as well as others.
Don't have enough calls to screen. But I will take your advice!
I love it!!!!
I dance like a hootchie mama all the time. I dance naked too!
What an absolutely beautiful picture of you that you have posted! You look so pretty. I find that adjective odd to use, but you do!
And yes, all of that is more than ok, glad I'm not the only one, though my kids are still a wee bit young for the cancun part personally...you go though girl!
Yes, to all of the above!
Except the shipping them off to Uncle Tranny. You can do that- I love him too much to inflict my little beasties on him, Dusty and Max!
yupppers on all fronts
Pretty good list!
Never thought of freezing whipped yogurt..you are a genius!
Hi Beth,
Great post. Very nicely done. Happy visit to Cancun.
Best wishes,
Skeeter
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