Super Bowl Sunday
and I'm cooking my rapidly shrinking ass off!!
(4 more pounds down! 16 more to go!)
I got called into work from 2-7, so I gotta get all this stuff done before I go. I've been cooking since 10am this morning. But I'm not complaining cuz I love to do this stuff....I love making all kinds of finger foods and stuff. LOVE IT!
and this has nothing to do with the Super Bowl or food, but I gotta tell you something funny that happened one day..
One of my boys...I won't say which one...came into the living room where I was. this was the conversation.
son.."Hey mom, I really like those baby wipes in the bathroom. You really feel clean after you use them."
(mom's mouth opens wide and refuses to close...blank look in her eyes.)
son: "What?"
mom: "Son, we don't have any baby wipes in the bathroom."
son: "Yes we do...by the toilet."
mom blinks her eyes repeatedly...mouth hanging open.
"YOU IDIOT! THOSE ARE CLOROX DISINFECTING WIPES!"
son: "Is that bad?"
mom, blinking: "Uh....YAAAAAAAA!! You'll burn your asshole out!"
Just another day in the house of Chaos. It's never boring around here, that's for sure.
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So of course, I'm for the Colts and My Man Peyton. He'll get it done..no worries. and I'm kind of looking forward to the commercials.
16 comments:
I read that sucker aloud.....hahaHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha.
How is son's butt doing???
I woke up Gorilla Boy I was laughing so hard!!! (9am out here)
Rocky: as fas as I know his asshole is fine...very very clean, but fine!
Froggy: I wish I was there so it could be 9am for me too! ;)
Clorox wipes! Ouch! And too think some people would pay good money to have that done for a deep clean and torture! Now, what's this Super Bowl thing about?
OMG! Clorox Wipes?!? Well ... at least he's clean and germ-free!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
I put something on my toothbrush once that wasn't tooth paste- some kind of hand creme in a tube- blucka!
Ha - that is too funny!
Yep, Sunday is my favorite day of the week - I spend it in the kitchen! :D
I cook a lot on Sundays too. Have a good day!
I am all about the cooking today too! I'm content to get my groove on in the kitchen and then retire to the bedroom when all the boys (Jason's brothers) get here.
Clorox, funny!
omg that is freakin hilarious!
Now that is funny!!!
Hahahaha ... that is awesome!
(And poor Peyton ... I thought for sure they would get a TD and go to overtime until he threw that interception!)
Alas, your team lost. Hope all the delicious food you prepared made up for it. (Kind of?)
Clorox wipes - ouch.
LOL! OMG that is hysterical.
OMG, I'm laughing out loud at my desk.
OMG, I swear I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time! Thank your son for me!
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