Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A week of Johns

Ok, so I get on the plane in Memphis...headed for Nashville. Im right up front, second row back...I stow my camera overhead and sit by the window. I HAVE to have a window seat cuz why else would you fly, right? ya gotta look out the window! so then this man sits down next to me...and takes over the arm rest. im pissed and think,oh shit, i gotta sit next to THIS guy??!!

so he starts talking to me..asking me what I do and crap. I tell him Im a photographer and do mostly action shots but Im branching out into greetings cards and stuff....and he offers to take MY picture. Now....NO ONE takes MY picture...ever. Im always the one behind the camera. so I let him and think, "well, maybe he's not too bad!"

then he tells me he's a linguist and writes text books for students in Spanish and french...and that he speaks fluent Italian....and he raps!!!! we had the BEST conversation ever! I really enjoyed him. His name is John De Mado and his website is www.demado-seminars.com So you need to go and check him out. he was fantastic. i told him all about bean and that we've been best friends forever. I made him follow me to the baggage claim so he could meet her!!!

So John, if you're reading this...I really enjoyed talking to you and would sit next to you on a plane any day of the week! and you know me...that could be again very soon! ;)

Then last night we went out to a country bar...my first time ever. I played pool for the first time ever...and this live band was there, adn the drummer came up and asked me to country dance...said he would teach me. his name was John. so he taught me to 2-step, whatever the hell that is. then me and Bean are playing pool..and this guy is at the table next to us...his name was John!!! He was so nice and gave us pointers on pool...and bought us a drink. first time a man has ever bought me a drink in a bar!

So in a mater of days I met 3 differnt Johns...one more differnt than the rest! and i had so.much. fun at that country bar!!

12 comments:

David Dust said...

Did you HAVE to post the GAYEST picture EVER of me?!?!?!

:)

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

David Dust said...

Honey, you might not want to brag about all the "Johns" you meet when you go out of town. Sounds like you're doing more than photography, if you smell what I'm steppin' in! :)

I've never been to a Country Bar either - maybe you'll have to take me to one someday.

Glad you had a good time...

XOXOXOXOXOXO

Beth said...

Tranny: i LOVE that picture of you!! and ya...i smell what you're steppin in...loud and clear!! XOXOXXO

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

3 Johns an adventure can make!

Kailyn said...

First of all -- the post title? Sooo wrong. Secondly I cannot believe that you have never played pool nor danced in a country bar.

Mr. Nighttime said...

A week of Johns? Hmmm...Shall we now refer to you as "Madame Beth?" I'm just sayin... ;-)

Beth said...

HAHAHAAH!!!! i kinda thought that title would get ya'll!!!

Leah said...

Have you ridden in a John boat? Or had to use the John? hehehe.. That's all I've got. I'm so sorry I couldn't see you this visit. :-(
Sad Whore

snugs said...

first time for pool? first time to 2 step? first time in a country bar?? geez woman, you got some catchin up to do!!

mistress maddie said...

Welcome to my life tootes with meeting all the johns!!! It's a big ole hoot ain't it? I sure hope your enjoying yourself! Now I 'm heading back to bed, I'm exhausted!

Love you, love your pictures!
Maddie

Robin said...

Im with Snugs...all those firsts..?...Wow..and the first time a guy bought you a drink in a bar...I think I was 16 when that happened the first time..bad girl..I know..!...I think you've led a very clean and healthy life...LOL...good for you..but now..3 Johns...your doin a 360 girl..LOL..sounds like a great time..glad you had so much fun..

Joy said...

Which bar did you go to? I live right outside of Nashville and am curious. You're making up for lost time but be careful! Can't believe this is your first time to do all that. Carry on!