the o ne where the white guy totally verbally assaults us cuz he is an asswipe and other words that i can't put in the title of this post

ok, so I'm about to get all racial up in this mug, so if you don't like it...leave now.

I'll wait.








ok, now that they're gone...on with the story from yesterday.

So we had the run in at the shell station on the corner of alameda and newhall or whatever the fuck it is, in San jose.

so we are back on the freeway...the 3 yr old has to pee.

now anyone with kids knows that when you are potty training and the 3 yr old says she has to pee, SHE HAS TO PEE and you better find a place pronto, right?

Well, we finally get off the freeway in oakland, under a bridge near some abandoned rail road tracks....kind of shady place really, but what are ya gonna do, right?

So zombie mom gets the 3yr old out of the car so she can pee. Zombie has a diaper with her for the child to pee into..she wasn't going to just let her pee on the ground.

I'm in the car with lala and the Little Dog...minding our own business...when I hear this:

"Sir? can I help you with something? SIR? Do you need something?"

I look back and there is this creepy guy standing there, with a piece of paper in his hand, taking down our license plate number. I won't mention what race he is but it's the same as mine.

So then he starts screaming at zombie mom:

"You need to teach THEM how to behave properly in public....I'm calling the police. That's what's wrong with people...you just let THEM do whatever they want, where ever they want...teach THEM some manners" and on and on and on...

BLAH BLAH BLAH

So, Super mom kicks in and zombie yells<

'Sir, you see I have a small child who had to use the bathroom...go ahead and call the police SIR..please DO THAT would you? that'd be GREAT right now..DO THAT." (you rotten dirty motherf%$#@#)

i mean, REALLY PEOPLE!!!!!!!

2 TIMES IN ONE FREAKING DAY??!!!!

i always thought california was so progressive and so free thinking and accepting and all that bullshit....well, not anymore. i know it's only 2 instances, but see it this way:

1. 2 white middle aged(NO WAY!) women

2. 2 obviously bi-racial children

3. a freaking Subaru packed to the hilt with beach stuff

4. an adorable Little Dog, who was growling ferociously the whole time. GOOD DOG LITTLE DOG!!!

I mean, how much of a threat were we, really? and i really wanted to see what the charges were going to be if the popo ever did show up....and in OAKLAND of all places??!!! White Man! I think the PoPo would side with US before he'd side with YOU, motherf%$#@$!!!!!!!

The more we thought about it, the more angry we became..and then after fondue last night....we just had to laugh about it. cuz really, what else can you do at this point?

and i totally think it was a racial incidence. you had to be there to see how whitey was talking about the 3 yr old...as if she was an animal or something. I wanted to jack that motherf^%$#@!!!!!



ok, I'm done with my rant. I'm chililn in the Aptos Coffee Shop....drinking some green tea and enjoying the tunes...Chris Isaak "I wanna do bad things with you" which totally makes me think of TRUE BLOOD which I cannot wait for the season to start.

nuff said.