no, I am not PMS'ing.
But I am bitchy today.
Why do people think that I don't have anything better to do than WAIT ON THEM HAND AND FOOT?
I can't just drop what I'm doing and come get your ass...
or take your ass somewhere...
or wipe that ass for goodness sake!
I HAVE A LIFE TOO!
and if you're gonna cook in the middle of the night?
THEN CLEAN UP YOUR FREAKIN MESS!
I hate waking up to a sink full of dirty dishes with dried up food stuck to them.
and while you're at it...
CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF IN THE DAMN BATHROOM!
Don't leave water splashed all over the sink...
and wet towels laying on the floor.
HANG THEM UP!
and if you use the last of the toilet paper, for all that is holy...
GET A NEW ROLL OUT!!!!
I hate sitting down and then realizing THERE IS NO FREAKING TOILET PAPER!
and contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a 12 yr. old boy.
Farting is only funny the first time you do it....
and if you don't like what I cooked for dinner then
GET IN THERE AND COOK SOMETHING YOURSELF!!!!
you don't like what I get at the grocery store?
THEN DO THE SHOPPING YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!!!
and if you see tumbleweeds of dog hair rolling across the stinking floor then...
GET THE BROOM AND SWEEP THEM UP!
and last but not least...
STAY OUT OF MY FREAKING WAY TODAY!
ok...
I feel much better now.
12 comments:
You and Ben Hoffman do the best rants!
mark: ahhh...you are the ONLY bright spot i see today! xoxox
Oh I could go on and on with the same track!
rant all ye wanna, ye KNOW it goes in one ear... ;)
just sent fb friend request, no place to say who i am here :(
[tony there]
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I feel your pain! My husband bitched about me mowing for the longest and today he came home asking, "When are you going to mow?" WTF?
Tell you'll go on strike...that is what I do! and then lay in bed and watch TV while they starve...I'm such a nice mommy hu?
but sometimes the second one is funnier than the first!!!! ;o)
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I have similar complaints. Perhaps I should print off this post and stick it to my fridge! :)
Ha Ha Ha!!!! I LOVE this post!! You rock!
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