Somebody asked me the other day what a "duff" was..
and someone else said there should be a blog post about the "duff" but as a guy, they couldn't write it themselves, cuz everyone would think they were a douche.
The Duff.
The
Designated Ugly Fat Friend.Everyone has one.
Everyone knows one.
Everyone knows you have to be nice to the Duff in order to get the hot chick you
really want.
The Duff is sort of like a "wingman" in a way.
you go out with your girlfriend, The Duff, to a bar. You both wear something cute and hope to find a cute guy to talk to that night, or something else if you are so inclined.
Now,
all guys know that they have to talk/be nice to The Duff, cuz if they are mean to The Duff, then Hot Chick will leave and not talk to them.
and to women's' credit...sometimes they don't even
realize they have a Duff. Maybe they just have a friend they've had from grade school or something, that isn't quite as cute as they are, but you have fun with them..and you don't have to go out by yourself, cuz that's not safe these days. So you take your Duff with you.
And The Duff always gets stuck with Hot Guy's Wingman....who usually isn't very cute himself. so everyone has someone and The Hot Couple can get together without fear of their friend being left alone.
Yes, I was The Duff for quite a while there.
And I still am in many ways...I have a friend that I go out with and men
FLOCK to her...i mean
F.L.O.C.K. to her. and Im usually left standing alone or talking to some creepy guy who's friend is after
my friend. And being married, I'm off limits anyway, so I'm safe to alot of guys.
Does The Duff KNOW they're The Duff? deep down inside,
yes, but it's nice to think otherwise. ;)
And I don't think women, as a whole, consciously set out to find a Duff......but some women DO. They are insecure in themselves and have to have ugly women around them to make them look better. If you're only around ugly people, then you're always the "beautiful girl". Sad but true.
But who can really say what "ugly" is? I mean, look at Tori Spelling, right? ;) UGLY (at least that's what I think)...but she found somebody to love her and she has cute kids. and how do ugly people end up with cute kids, anyway? But that's for another day, I guess.
So.....does anyone out there have a Duff? do they KNOW they're The Duff? did you set out to find a Duff? you can answer anonymously if you want. ;)